Dad Jokes · 2026-11-02
A Father has three daughters..
A Father has three daughters..
Daughter 1: Dad, why did you name me Rose?
Dad: Because sweetie, a Rose petal fell on your head when you were born.
Daughter 2: Dad, why did you name me Lily?
Dad: Because sweetie, a Lily petal fell on your head when you were born.
Daughter 3: hghghdnbgh!!? dnbgh!??! nfhriirb!!? Jfjebdjhcb!!??!
Dad: SHUT THE FUCK UP CINDERBLOCK!
Daughter 1: Dad, why did you name me Rose?
Dad: Because sweetie, a Rose petal fell on your head when you were born.
Daughter 2: Dad, why did you name me Lily?
Dad: Because sweetie, a Lily petal fell on your head when you were born.
Daughter 3: hghghdnbgh!!? dnbgh!??! nfhriirb!!? Jfjebdjhcb!!??!
Dad: SHUT THE FUCK UP CINDERBLOCK!
Source: Reddit.