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Classic Anecdotes · 2026-11-02

My old man has ulcerative colitis and he discovered 40+ years ago in his teens that smoking marijuana every night pretty much completely alleviated all symptoms.

My old man has ulcerative colitis and he discovered 40+ years ago in his teens that smoking marijuana every night pretty much completely alleviated all symptoms.

I guess now he has a choice to make. He either has to...

Shit or get off the pot.

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2w92u2/how_would_life_and_society_be_different_if_we/coox2mp

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