How many does it take?

How many does it take?

How many union carpenters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, that's the fuckin electricians job.

How many union electricians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that?

How many corporate executives does it take to change a light bulb?

Two, One to mix the Martinis, and one to call the fuckin electrician.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but the bulb has to really want to change.

And finally.

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

None, bikers aren't afraid of the dark