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School & Education · 2026-11-11

A man in the street enters in a pub...

A man in the street enters in a pub...

... and looks at the blackboard behind the bar.

He sees:
-Soft drinks : $5
-Beer : $8
-Sandwiches : $10
-Handjobs : $15

A little bit confused, he hesitates but asks anyway the pretty cute waitress behind the bar:

-Excuse me, is that you doing handjobs in here ?

The waitress taking her hotty way of speaking answers:

-Yeah big boy, it's me.

-Ok then, let wash your hands 'cause I'm gonna have a sandwich.

Source: Reddit.

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