No arms, no legs.

No arms, no legs.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pothole? Phil.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a wall? Art.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs that you lift? Jim.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs acting as a buoy? Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being peed on? John.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs covered in mustard? Frank.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a Jacuzzi? Stu.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a burning house? Ash.