The US government has announced that they will be mounting a campaign to remove the letter Q from the English alphabet.

The US government has announced that they will be mounting a campaign to remove the letter Q from the English alphabet.

When asked why, the spokesman said:

For years, the people have been talking to us, and we've been ignoring them. It's time we start listening to the messages of the people of this great nation. And overwhelmingly, that message has been, "Fuck Q."