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One-Liners · 2026-11-05

A Chinaman visits an optometrist

A Chinaman visits an optometrist

A chinaman goes to see an optometrist because he is having trouble seeing.

Optometrist: "You have a catarac"

Chinaman: "No, I have a rincorn continenar"


Credit to Junior from The Sopranos... and yes I know the spelling is off, but it sounds better when I read it like this.

Source: Reddit.

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