Two guys in hell (Rus. Trans.)

Two guys in hell (Rus. Trans.)

Two guys - a russian and an american die and are sentensed to go to hell. In hell they are met by a demon who asks them if they whant to go to Russian Hell or to American Hell. The american says:"Ive been american all my life, I will go to American Hell." The russian says:"Ive been russian all my life, I will go to Russian Hell". The demon shows them the way and they dont see each other for a month. When they meet again the russian asks:"So, how is American Hell?". "Well,"- says the american:" Its not realy bad. You just have to eat two buckets of shit in the morning and then you are free to go. Hows Russian Hell?". "Pretty much the same - you have to eat two buckets of shit in the morning and you are free to go,"- says the russian:"But first they didnt have enought buckets, then they didnt have enought shit".