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History & Politics · 2026-11-09

french vs german , who won ?

french vs german , who won ?

a drunk old man was found crying inconsolably by his friend .

"what's wrong ? "

"i did something terribly bad that to this day I terribly regret"

"but what have you done ?!"

"do you remember when the germans came to tunisia for the french ? , i offered a french girl a place to hide from the germans "

" you are a gentleman ! , why do you regret it "

" it wasn't for free you know what i mean "

" that's so bad but it's better than being killed if she was ok with that"

" you don't understand , should i tell her that the war is over " haha

Source: Reddit.

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