Two friends are out at the lake..

Two friends are out at the lake..

One of the guys pulls out this really, really long lighter. And his friend says, "Hey, that's a cool lighter. Where'd you get it?"
He says, "Oh, I've got this magic genie in a lamp. You know, rub the lamp, get a wish."
Friend goes, "Well shit, man! Don't hold out! I want a wish!"
"Okay, man, but I have to warn you.. This genie is *really* old.."
"All right, whatever, just give me a wish."

So he rubs the lamp, the genie comes out, and grants him a wish. He says, "I want a million bucks!"
"Your wish is granted," says the genie, he disappears into the lamp, and suddenly a million *ducks* descend upon this lake. The guy is baffled and says, "Hey, what's the deal? I asked for a million *bucks*, not a million *ducks*.."

His friend replies, "Dude, you think I asked for a 12-inch *Bic*?"