What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old.
Here's my contribution.

Have you head of the new drinking game?
The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots.

What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.