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Wordplay & Puns · 2026-11-03

What do you call a woman with an opinion?

What do you call a woman with an opinion?

Wrong!

Couldn't resist. Could I be more sexist and stupid? Certainly.
What are the most important holes in a woman's body? Her nostrils because it lets the air out while she's swallowing.

I've been telling jokes for years and always appreciate when people share a good one with me. I wouldn't be who or where I am today without the women in my life, truth be told. I get glared at for these jokes and several others constantly. Just jesting.

Source: Reddit.

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