A Rear Admiral, Lieutenant General, a Major General, and a Brigadier General are having a few drinks

A Rear Admiral, Lieutenant General, a Major General, and a Brigadier General are having a few drinks

And they're arguing over which branch of the military has the most balls. "Technical Sergeant, punch yourself in the face!" The Brigadier General cried. The Tech Sergeant quickly complied. "pffft, that ain't nothin!," the major general cried, "Staff Sergeant, shoot yourself with your gun" The soldier shot himself in the head, killing him instantly. The Lieutenant general snorted, "Corporal, jump on this grenade." Then the Lieutenant General unpinned a grenade and threw it at the corporal, the corporal jumped on the grenade, killing him instantly. "HEY CHIEF!" yelled the Rear Admiral, "JUMP OFF THE TOP OF THE CONNING TOWER OF THAT AIRCRAFT CARRIER!" The chief responded with flipping off the group of officers and yelling "GO FUCK YOURSELF, ADMIRAL!"