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History & Politics · 2026-11-10

{interactive joke} Tell me a letter, and number and a colour, and I will predict your future for you with 98.54% accuracy guaranteed.

{interactive joke} Tell me a letter, and number and a colour, and I will predict your future for you with 98.54% accuracy guaranteed.

I have studied the kabbalah and ancient mystism for 20 yrs and now I want to share my secrets of prophecy and devine intervention. So first person who replys with the 3 items will get to know their future.

Anyone interested?

Source: Reddit.

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