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One-Liners · 2026-11-06

Made this up while laying in bed and yes it's bad. I apologize in advance

Made this up while laying in bed and yes it's bad. I apologize in advance

A 35 year old house painter walks out of his home on a snowy winter day but quickly scurries back inside and says with a grin on his face "It likes like I'M the one that needs another coat today"

Source: Reddit.

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