A couple Polish jokes

A couple Polish jokes

A Polish man finds a lamp. Inside the lamp is a genie who is willing to grant the man one wish. The man ponders for a moment, then says "I wish China would invade Poland!"

Another man overhears and is extremely puzzled. "Why would you wish that? Are you not Polish?" he asks.

"Yes, " the man replies "but if China invades Poland then they'll have to fuck Russia twice. Once on the way here, and once on the way back"

**Also**

A Polish soldier is being charged by a Russian and a German. Who does he shoot first, and why?

The German, because business before pleasure.



Credit goes to /u/no_sense_of_humour and /u/odinswolf , respectively