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One-Liners · 2026-11-06

A drunk man is walking home

A drunk man is walking home

when he sees a nun on the other side of the road. He stumbles across the street, and begins to savagely beat the shit out of her. Leaving the nun on the ground after a vicious beating, he looks down at her and proudly slurs:

"ah, not so tough tonight are ya Batman".

Source: Reddit.

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