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Work & Business · 2026-11-11

An old Man Sees a young boy sitting on the curb

An old Man Sees a young boy sitting on the curb

The man notices that the child has a rather large bag of candy, and is shovelling it into his mouth at an alarming rate.

The old man , Feeling obliged to pass on his knowledge , Tells the boy.

"Hey Kid , If you keep eating candy like that , you wont live for much longer!"

The young boy replies, " Really? But my father is over 70 years old!"

The old man asks "Oh , does he eat a lot of candy?"

The boy says " No , But he minds his own fucking business"

**I don't remember where I heard this, its hard to remember if you got a joke off this sub or not.**

Source: Reddit.

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