After a long discussion with his second in command, the commander-in-chief had made his decision.

After a long discussion with his second in command, the commander-in-chief had made his decision.

He said, in a press conference, "we will be sending six thousand troops and a blonde with big tits to Ukraine."

There was a massive response over the following week in the media, asking "why are we sending a blonde with big tits to Ukraine!?"

The commander looked at the Vice President and said, "I told you nobody would care about us sending the troops!"