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One-Liners · 2026-11-07

I would like to thank my arms for...

I would like to thank my arms for...

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, my fingers because I can always count on them, my head for staying on top of things, my nuts for hanging in there, and my dick for standing up for me.

Source: Reddit.

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