A guy walks in to a restroom.....

A guy walks in to a restroom.....

and sees president Obama and president Putin at the urinal talking.

The guy: what are you talking about?

Obama: How we are going to start world war 3.

Putin: Our idea is that we kill 50.000 Ukrainians and an it-consultant.

The guy: why an it-consultant?

Putin says to Obama.

Ha, told you no one would care about the Ukrainians!