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One-Liners · 2026-11-07

A guy opens the door to a brothel

A guy opens the door to a brothel

And asks, "What can I get for five dollars"

One of the girls looks at him and says, "why don't you go jack off in your car?"

Guy closes the door and comes back 10 minutes later,

'Who do I give the 5 dollars to?'

Edit: typo

Source: Reddit.

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