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Work & Business · 2026-11-12

I'm not saying you're old, but....

I'm not saying you're old, but....

Ok guys I need some ammo for my ongoing age war with my business partner. So, I need your help. Here's a few I've used to get you started.

I'm not saying you're old, but I did hear that Moses owes u $20.

You know it's bad when dirt sees you and says, "now that's old!!"

What was it like to meet Lincoln?
(I thought about changing that to "shoot Lincoln," but I don't wanna start any new conspiracy theories)

Source: Reddit.

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