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History & Politics · 2026-11-13

How often do airplanes crash?

How often do airplanes crash?

Just once.

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Edit: Thank you all for letting the world know that planes have in fact crashed more than once throughout history. No shit, Sherlock. Its called a joke. Do you think it would be all that funny if the punchline was "Usually, they get destroyed when they crash, but sometimes they go back up in da air."?

Source: Reddit.

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