How many does it take?

How many does it take?

How many union carpenters does it take to change a light bulb? None, that's a fuckin electricians job

How many union electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 12, you got a fuckin problem with that?

How many corporate executives does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to mix the Martinis and one to call the fuckin electrician.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the bulb has to really WANT to change.

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb? None, bikers aren't afraid of the dark