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One-Liners · 2026-11-07

Street smart kid. (NSFW)

Street smart kid. (NSFW)

So a kid is playing outside in the yard when a car pulls up. The guy in the car says to the kid "hey kid, get in my car and i'll give you a piece of candy"

Kid says " Give me the whole bag and i'll let you cum on my face"

Source: Reddit.

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