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Sports & Games · 2026-11-01

CEMETERY, n.

CEMETERY, n. An isolated suburban spot where mourners match lies, poets write at a target and stone-cutters spell for a wager. The inscriptions following will serve to illustrate the success attained in these Olympian games:

Classic source: The Devil's Dictionary (1911), public-domain text.

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