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Arts & Entertainment · 2026-11-01

It was a sweet, sad play, and there was hardly

It was a sweet, sad play, and there was hardly a dry handkerchief in the house. But one man in the first balcony irritated his neighbors excessively by refusing to take the performance in the proper spirit. Instead of weeping, he laughed. While others were mopping their eyes and endeavoring to stifle their sobs, his face beamed with merriment and he burst into inappropriate guffaws.

Classic source: More Toasts (1922), public-domain text.

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