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Sports & Games · 2026-11-01

He took one match, lit the cigarette, and handed the

He took one match, lit the cigarette, and handed the box back over the counter, saying, "Here, take it and put it on de shelf, and when anodder sport comes and asks for a match, give him one on me."

Classic source: Toaster's Handbook (1914), public-domain text.

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