Hermaphrodite...

Hermaphrodite...

A woman gives birth to a baby. Shortly afterward, the doctor comes into the room looking grim faced. The woman sees this and panics.

"Doctor, is my baby ok?"

"Yes", the doctor replies. "But, Mrs. Johnson, I must tell you that your baby was born an hermaphrodite."

"A... hermaphro-whaaat???"

"An hermaphrodite, Mrs. Johnson. Essentially, your baby was born with the same body parts pertaining to both a male AND a female."

The woman thinks about this.

"So... let me get this straight, doctor. You're telling me that my baby was born with both a penis AND a brain???"